Создатели: Брендон Смолл (Brendon Small), Томми Блача (Tommy Blacha). Голоса озвучки: Брендон Смолл (Brendon Small; озвучивает Нейтана Экспложна, Пиклза, Сквисгара Сквигелфа, Чарльза Офденсена и других), Томми Блача (Tommy Blacha; озвучивает Вильяма Мёрдерфейса, Токи Вотуза и других), Марк Хемилл (Mark Hamill; озвучивает Сенатора Стампингстона, Джин-Пири, Мр. Салация и др.), Виктор Брандт (Victor Brandt; озвучивает Генерала Крозьера, Кардинала Рейвенвуда и др.). Количество сезонов: 2 Кол-во эпизодов: 35 Продолжительность серии: 11 мин.
Dethklok — группа играющая Death metal, имеющаяя огромное количество фанатов, а так же обладающая сильным влиянием на политическую и социальную обстановку в мире. Однако, группе мешает некое общество, называющее себя «трибунал», которое пытается избавить мир от этих сумасшедших чертей, но попытки тщетны. Dethklok настолько богаты и популярны, что их уже ничего не может остановить. Металлопокалипсиса не избежать...
Истина где-то рядом... Истина в МЕТАЛЕ! Великолепный мультсериал с самым шикарным саундтреком. Как и у героев, у сериала целая армия фанатов. Недавно даже был выпущен альбом Dethalbum, полноценные и дополненные треки из сериала.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep,
Break forth from your grave eternally.
We will die and then we'll all be burned
Mustakrakish king and death to worlds.
I command you to
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
And awaken.
Better Metal Snake
Скрытый текст - Better Metal Snake:
War has been declared
We are forced to fight
Takes lives of my men
My Kingdom falls this night
You conquer with your serpent
and it's scales of molten steel
METAL SNAKE
METAL SNAKE
METAL SNAKE
METAL SNAKE
Castles lay in ruin
Carcasses ignite
Bretheren's heads on posts
But still I must fight
I conjure with my fury
A masterful decree
I will build a beast
That will conquer you
Built of metal gears
Spears to run you through
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
Now go seek devour
Inject your poison
And take their lives away
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
It's gonna take your life tonight
Mechanical reptilian might
Shed its metal skin and destroy
It's such a better METAL SNAKE
Birthday Dethday
Скрытый текст - Birthday Dethday:
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription
Bullet in a fucking gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing
One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Blood Ocean
Скрытый текст - Blood Ocean:
Die
Lights
Trapped
Inside
Torn
Fights
Concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets
Cry
Inside
The night
Trampled
Takes
Over
The mind
Blood Ocean
The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls correlated
Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated
Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed
Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed
Blood Ocean
Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed
Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed
Blood Ocean
The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls correlated
Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated
You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight...In oceans...of blood
You are gonna drown and die
Tonight...In oceans...In oceans...In oceans...In oceans of Blood
Ocean
Blood
Ocean
Blood
Ocean
Blood
Ocean
Blood
Ocean
Blood
Ocean
Bloodrocuted
Скрытый текст - Bloodrocuted:
You've been targeted in the night
by violent mercenaries.
Your identity's been confused
with one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life.
You are an electrician.
But there's a bounty on your head
A billion unmarked travelers checks.
RUN
Find your way deep into the woods.
The dogs can smell your path.
Try to find a way out of this.
There seems to be no chance.
Bounty hunters closer to you.
Start to remember back.
When you studied biology
back in your high school class.
Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.
They're getting closer
but now you have a plan.
Lead them to the generator
where there's solid land.
The concrete floor will do just fine
and electric outlets.
Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.
Bloodrocuted
Bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted right now
Enemies stand dead in your blood.
The smell of cooking skin.
All of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in.
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow.
Though you are the victor tonight
your time has come to go.
go go go go go go
Your time has come to go
go go go go go go
Your time has come to go
Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.
Bloodrocuted
Briefcase Full Of Guts
Скрытый текст - Briefcase Full Of Guts:
Punch your card 'cause your working day has started
and you're pushing hard for employee of the month
You got your tools of business and
They're bloodied by your clients and
You're off to work with your
Briefcase full of guts
Door to door you are searching for a buyer
Who will take the terms of your policy
You got an invitation to their living room
You're gonna demonstrate your products privately
You know that
I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream
I'll divide you into pieces
Sell them back and raise the price
Make a profit off your interests
You'll increase my sales tonight
I will increase
Productivity
I must increase
Productivity
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
(примечание: Always Be Killing)
I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream
Castratikron
Скрытый текст - Castratikron:
Born of evil in a fiery volcano
On a mutilated mission to inflict
merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH
She's concocted your murder
And you've lost all your defenses
She was summoned by the
ancient wizards
To carry demon children in the
poisonous flood
Day of her conception the prophecy
was written
On the scrotum of a wizard in his
testicle blood
Chorus:
Run but you can't hide
The hunt is on
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind
If looked beyond
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race
Detharmonic
Скрытый текст - Detharmonic:
I want to keep my money,
and give away absolutely nothing
to the government,
who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending
on what time of the year.
Brutality is NEAR.
In the form of income tax,
I'd rather take a fucking axe
to my face. Blow up this place
with you all in it
I'd do it in a minute.
If I could, I'd write off your murder.
I'd save all of my receipts,
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred
of what I made this fiscal year.
I'd rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I'd rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.
I'd rather you be dead.
I'd rather you be dead.
Prepare the laser beam.
We gonna use it tonight.
Engage the laser beam.
It's gonna end your life.
We're gonna use it tonight.
If I could I'd write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred
of what I made this fiscal year.
I'd rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I'd rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.
I'd rather you be dead.
I'd rather you be dead now.
Be dead now.
Be dead now.
Be dead now.
Be dead.
Deththeme
Скрытый текст - Deththeme:
Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
Dethklok
Dethklok
Dethklok
Dethklok
I'll
Teach thee
Who
Rock
Dethklok
Dethklok
Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Pickles the drummer Doodily Doo,
Ding Dong Doodily Doodily Doo
Nathan Explosion!
Duncan Hills Jingle
Скрытый текст - Duncan Hills Jingle:
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee
From the Hills
Of Colombia
The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of blackened blood
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup
Guatemala blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup
Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some milk!
And scream... for your cream
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills
COFFEE!
Face Fisted
Скрытый текст - Face Fisted:
am be dangerous now
Not me hurt when stairs fell down
Be pushed by you me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not
I'm making time for fighting
I'm clearing time for hitting
We'll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out lighting outfit
Don't want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breathe to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
THAT'S RIGHT
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You were a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you frown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great
One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull a string and trip me
I fall down
you run
YOU RUN
I'm making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's a good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong and fast though
You're going down today
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
THAT'S RIGHT
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You were a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you frown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You were a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you frown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Fan Song
Скрытый текст - Fan Song:
You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants
Hate (16 раз)
You hunched and blinded mutants
Living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets
Your mothers clean for you
You have lined my pockets
Overflowed with gold
You're living with your parents
And you're 35 years old
You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money
To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse buy
And zero you all out
Hate (16 раз)
You sad and putrid losers
Complaining on the couch
Think you're fucking better than us?'
You can't leave your house
Deluded little maggots
Fold your arms and frown
Go to work and make me money
Before I put you down
You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money
To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse buy
And zero you all out
Hate (16 раз)
I would like to get some sleep
But you keep buying all our things
My overhead is way too deep
For us to not make all these things
It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me
I am not you, I thank the gods
And if I were, I'd die like dogs
Die (30 раз)
DIE!
You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money
To a swiss account
Spend you an on impulse buy
And zero you all out
You're a credit card
That I will defile
Every time I max you out
I get a thousand miles
You're a brand new car
That I do not need
Wrap you round a telephone pole
Shrug it off and leave
Just follow me... Down the elevator...
Through the gates... down the stairs...
Just keep on walking... through the hallway...
Now open the door...
Go Forth And Die
Скрытый текст - Go Forth And Die:
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Now you've graduated, mind is overrated,
thrust into the world, spirit desecrated
Clock is calling backwards to the time of death
life expectance school, black religion left
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go Into The Water
Скрытый текст - Go Into The Water:
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours
Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep
One day we will all go into the water
Go into the water
live there die there
live there die
We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts
Our home is down here, and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds
We'll rise, from our depths down below
Release yourselves, drown with me
We will conquer land with water
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We swim on
We swim on
Hatredcopter
Скрытый текст - Hatredcopter:
I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter
I fly the beast made of steel
Then I can cut the night
Gas tank is filled with vengeance
Machine guns shooting spite
Can't find the thing that makes this thing take a hard turn right
I follow where it leads me by battered wings of might
You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter
ooooooooooooooooooogh
I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter
I fly the Hatredcopter
I'm going to hunt you down
I'm getting lots of money
for all the bounties found
Can't seem to find the button
that turns the radar on
Can't work the hatredcopter
The hunt for you is done
I am likely to find
for my failure to fly
that I will be fired
for not killing you
cause that is my job
Hatredcopter
You will most likely die by the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and take off-a your face
with the front of my Hatredcopter
Strapping for the jury,
tell your friends of fury,
comedy is death, hatredy.
Step into this moonlight,
"doctor in this dead light"
Tragic running more, Hatredy.
Through the rape of night, blinded by your might,
Irony in spite, sometimes "in the light"
Think to die on stage, shredded by your rage
Hating your own face, comedy is disgrace
You I Hate, Await your fate,
Your time has come, to die on stage.
Mermaider
Скрытый текст - Mermaider:
There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime.
And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.
Hold your breath, swim and strain -the smell of death, can't escape.
Underground I tried to murder, tried to murder some mermaids.
It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run.
Vengeance is below for thee, thousand leagues below the sea.
You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next kin.
In their homes [you] drank their blood, wash your face in ? and ?
Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside.
? a big charade, your life is ended by mermaids.
Riding, and riding, we search across the land
The snow, and wind, has frozen the hearts of man
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our home
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life
We stop, consider the land that we travelled
Our map's at home, direction unravelled
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our homes,
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life
So much time has passed since we left our land
That we've become concerned
And we'll never find the battle
That we should have fought and won
But we won't stop searching
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
We ride
We ride
Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little
We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that's brittle
We ride
We ride
We come upon a witch who takes us in
To let us share her mighty fire
She asks of us our story and we lie and say
We ride around for hire
She asks us if we'd like to have her map
And points us in some direction
But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent
And ignore her suggestion
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
Жаль, что половина 2-го и 2-я часть первого сезонов не переведена на русский... с субтитрами усё...
Породия на Лайхо рулит))
СУМРАК
14.03.2009 15:42
Томми Блача поведал, что к третьему сезону собираются сильно обновить сериал и вставить в него новые элементы... какие, пока не известно.
Софи
17.11.2009 08:27
Еще один мой любимый мультик. куча позитива и стеба. Чего только стои опенинг: меня убил мотоцикл с четырмя люльками. А чего стоит эпизод про семейный дезметалл или про Мердерфэйса и религию, ну или любой другой.
AnneLinn
26.12.2010 19:14
Этот мульт просто не могла не полюбить, так как в нем есть две вещи, к которым я неравнодушна: метал и стеб). Герои прелестны, а главное, что ни фраза, то цитата. Серия про приезд родственников - что - то с чем - то).
Текели
30.12.2010 07:40
Мультик полный отборного тупого юмора. Рядом с DMC даже не стоит.
Элвенлорд Гримуар
26.04.2011 12:13
Я первый раз посмотрел Дэтклок в далёооком 2008 году... Ржал.
Сегодня посмотрел 11 серию первого сезона. РЖАЛ!!! Мам тоже ржал, особенно когда Жирдяй тянулся за гамбургайрами из мусорного бака. Она вообще нечасто смеётся от мультиков, а сегодня... Это уже о многом говорит.
Для меня Дэтклок среди не-анимэ стоит на особом месте. Делит трон вместе со СпанчБобом. Просто я другие не смотрю, ибо... надоели уже.
Никто не знает, когда выйдет третий сезон, а???
SpellCaster
04.11.2012 00:14
Мульт из серии "Бивис и Батхед выросли и обруталились". Стеб да, металл да, есть отличные коры и отжиги, но рекомендую его смотреть по паре-тройке серий в день. Иначе получится передоз, и откровенная, нарочитая тупизна героев уже не будет веселить.
Русская озвучка от 2х2 - шикарна. Досматривал с сабами - не то.
Элвенлорд Гримуар
04.11.2012 09:31
Никто не знает, где можно скачать четвёртый сезон с сабами и чтобы через Доунлоад Мастер?
Геллер
07.12.2017 04:55
Цитата:
Сообщение от Текели
(Сообщение 1031667)
Мультик полный отборного тупого юмора. Рядом с DMC даже не стоит.
Да , DMC лучше , но и этот сериал доставляет . по крайней мере первые пару сезонов. Игра этого усатого на гитаре ... хм , нестандартными частями тела - это жестоко !